Funny Whatsapp Status : Everyone loves funny things for recreations. For the reason we tried to gather 50 most funny whatsapp status which is make you LOL. Here we show you 50 most funny Whatsapp status which is fully new and untouched. Funny whatsapp status are very well categorized for make easy to find your favourite ones. You can also use that short one liner funny whatsapp status as Facebook status, Line status and Wechat status.
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- I love my job only when I’m on vacation…..
- The only time SUCCESS comes before WORK is in Dictionary.
- Life is Short – Chat Fast!
- Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
- Why God, why? Why beautiful girls don’t have brains!
- Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.
- Hey, you are reading my status again?
- Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
- Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
Top Fully Cool Whatsapp status for You
- Save paper, Don’t do home work.
- Take care of Your Status, don’t be care taker of My Status.
- I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
- Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
- Whenever I find the key to SUCCESS, someone changes the lock.
- Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
- I have been to many places but my goal is to go everywhere.
- If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Best funny Whatsapp status and short funny Whatsapp quotes
- Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
- Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
- Whattsapp status is loading.
- I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!
- Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
- Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday????
- Status under construction.
- Take Life, one cup at a time!